ONE Last Jimmy Plush Limited Edition Left!

Until a month ago, my name was Hatbox. Then, I woke up as a teddy bear in a trench coat and fedora. I wasn’t just a teddy bear, I was worse; I was a teddy bear and a lowdown dirty private dick, the kind of gumshoe you hire when you want somebody found and don’ t care if somebody else has gotta get lost. From a hearty six one, I went down to three feet high, all because I needed money and Plush needed to be somebody else. When you got money, you can be anybody, which was lucky for the no-good, cuddly brown bastard that double crossed me. Next time a teddy bear offers to pay off your gambling debts in exchange for your body, you’d better think twice. I sure as hell should have.

Intrigued? Well, you can be the last one to get one of the special, swanky Limited Edition preorder slots, that will get you not only the book when it comes out, but a special Jimmy Plush origin chapbook and a chance to win a handmade one-of-a-kind Jimmy Plush bear that will ship in time for Christmas. Also, until the book drops, there will be a series of free ebook gifts to keep you up on reading material and keep you excited. This is the Orient Express of Bizarro preorder lists, and you should get on it. Only one more chance to be one of the first class passengers and maybe have a Jimmy Plush under your or somebody else's tree.
Limited Edition Preorder (1 LEFT!) $18 and worth every penny

Those of you interested in a less expensive, less signed, numbered and awesome option, there are still slots on the regular preorder list available.
Regular preorder $10

Also, for overseas readers:
Regular preorder $20 (includes ten dollars of shipping)

Black Friday deal!

EXTENDED THROUGH THE WEEKEND, LUCKY BASTARDS!

To celebrate the most wretched awful retail nightmare of the year, I'm offering twenty percent off regular Jimmy Plush preorders, which brings them down to a very reasonable 8 dollars, including domestic shipping. Pretty sweet, huh? While the book itself will not arrive in time for Christmas, many other surprise egifts will, including a special ebook for everyone who's preordered the book and maybe some other trinkets from some of my superawesome Bizarro pals! So, get on the list or get your friend/coworker/relative/pet/slave/ghoul/superape overlord on the list! If you're getting this for a friend and you want some of the gifts for being on the list, don't despair because they're egifts and I can share them with you as well. Just leave me your email address along with your special person's mailing address and enjoy the same digital coolness they do, because digital coolness is what the holidays are all about.
Discount preorder $8

The discount even applies to my overseas friends!
International discount preorder $18 (8 plus ten shipping)

Also, there is still one slot on the Limited Edition preorder list available which will come signed and numbered with an origin chapbook, some other cool surprises and a chance to win a cuddly but deadly one-of-a-kind Jimmy Plush teddy bear that WILL ship in time for Christmas, presaging the awesomeness you have gotten yourself or your friend. It's only 18 bucks and this bear is one of a kind and made from some very nice fleece.
Jimmy Plush Limited Edition (1 LEFT!) $18

Be part of the next dimension of both perverse Neopulp Bizarro and experimental awesome customer service preorder list pampering! Hopefully it will make up for the most traumatic at the mall since the time when you sat on Santa's lap and he was a little too happy to see you.

Jimmy Plush: Teddy Bear Detective

Jimmu Plush, Teddy Bear Detective



"In a city ridden with prostitute furries, cannibal cops and warehouse-sized mob bosses, I've got my work cut out for me. My name is Jimmy Plush. I'm a private detective. I'm also a teddy bear. It all started when the original Jimmy Plush entered my life, offering to take my gambling debts away if I agreed to switch bodies with him. But I didn't know that being a three-foot-high plush toy would be such a living hell, especially now that everyone in town wants a piece of me. All I've gotten out of this deal is a faithful Chinese chauffeur, a custom teddybear .45, and a girlfriend who won't take off the fox suit she turns tricks in. Now I've got to keep this town clean and try to track down the real Jimmy Plush without losing my stuffing for good. Only one thing is for sure: Life is hard when you're soft.

Jimmy Plush, Teddy Bear Detective is a high octane pulp satire. In the tradition of Sam Spade, The Shadow, Dick Tracy, Hellboy and Howard the Duck comes a new kind of hero, a hero that reminds us that the measure of a man is in his guts and his gun."

I did not, as anticipated move all of my Plush Limited Editions at Bizarrocon, and have three left for three lucky readers. I am not just going to leave you all twiddling your thumbs and waiting for the release date. Instead, you will be getting monthly gifts such as an ebook of Plush and neopulp flash fiction, extraneous forewords to the book by Bizarro authors and more. The bear and the origin chaps will be out by Christmas, so if you want in on those and you want to start getting the monthly literary swag I have to offer, preorder this book. The first gift will be coming in early November, with a second on time for Thanksgiving, and a third for Christmas.

Limited Edition $18 (three left!)
The Limited Edition gets you the book, signed and numbered, an origin chapbook in time for Christmas, a chapter of Murderland 3:Godless later in the year and a chance to win a cuddly but deadly handmade Jimmy Plush teddy bear that will ship to the winner just in time for Christmas!

Jimmy Plush regular edition $10
You get the book a week before release, the monthly gifts and I've decided to sign but not number these.

International Edition

Only two Limited Editions left! Get 'em while you still can!